Player

The player is you. Or maybe not you, the person who's playing the game while you watch the screen over their shoulder and you can't tell what's going on because of the 3D effect making the screen blurry. But in games prior to the 3DS the bad graphics is what made the game look blurry.

Most Creature Intersection (series) players are aged between the age of 9 and 13, have their own Creature Intersection Tumblr diary (followed by a grand total of 3 people, one of whom is their main account, the other two being spam bots posing as 40-year-old women called Eliza) and insist that their childhood consisted of playing the original Creature Intersection game for the Nintendo GameCube, despite the fact that the game came out several years before they were born. Many of them are closet furries, LGBT (not that there's anything wrong with that, of course), yet will not admit the former and will not realise the latter until they are twenty-four and still live in their mother's basement.

Many players are obnoxious and comment on YouTube arguing about which the best game in the series is, writing about how the acre system in Creature Intersection was the best because that game was the original one (blissfully unaware of the fact that there were 2 games released prior to that one in Japan and that they were around 4 years of age when the game first came out), and interspersing their arguments with 'your mother' jokes.

In their spare time, players can be found playing Creature Intersection games, watching terrible YouTube videos about Creature Intersection, role-playing as Tom Nook on the internet, or drawing bad pictures of Isabelle to post on deviantArt because she is almost certainly their 'waifu', evidently forgetting that she is, in fact, a dog.